{"title":"Browse All Products","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"goth-mom-mug","title":"Not a Regular Mom Mug, Black Goth Coffee Cup Gift","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis goth mom mug is for the woman who raised her kids on Bauhaus and black coffee and has absolutely no plans to apologize for it. Bold gothic hand lettering circles the full wrap — I’M NOT A REGULAR MOM on one side, I’M A GOTH MOM on the other — and a pair of fiercely lined illustrated eyes stare out from below like she’s been waiting for someone to make eye contact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in 11oz or 15oz size\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe raised you on The Cure and doesn’t need your approval. 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Featuring original hand-lettered, \"Olive my friends are weird\" illustration in a mid-century modern style, it’s the kind of thing that earns a comment every single time someone opens your dish drawer — or spots it hanging by the stove.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003eSize: 18″ × 30″ (45.72cm × 76.2cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li3\"\u003eMaterial: Lightweight cotton twill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eYour kitchen already has a vibe. 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Pick your size and let the stitching do the talking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrefer your profanity in grayscale? \u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-time-for-bullshit-hidden-message-mug-gray\" title=\"No Time for Your Bullshit Colorful Hidden Message Mug\"\u003eMeet the gray version\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"teelaunch","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":44848970989637,"sku":"100018130487","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":44848971055173,"sku":"100018130490","price":18.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/1235\/2325\/files\/hidden-message-mug-bull-bright-15oz.jpg?v=1779145432"},{"product_id":"mid-century-modern-tea-towel-atomic-starburst-kitchen-decor","title":"Atomic Starburst Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis mid century modern tea towel puts atomic-age orbit energy on your countertop in original, freehand-illustrated form. 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