{"title":"Drinkware","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eEvery mug and tumbler here started as an original illustration, not a template someone traced. They were made for the person who is done with tasteful and boring, the one who wants her coffee, her tea, or her entire personality served in something with a little teeth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eGorgeous first. Filthy second. Sip accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"goth-mom-mug","title":"Not a Regular Mom Mug, Black Goth Coffee Cup Gift","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis goth mom mug is for the woman who raised her kids on Bauhaus and black coffee and has absolutely no plans to apologize for it. Bold gothic hand lettering circles the full wrap — I’M NOT A REGULAR MOM on one side, I’M A GOTH MOM on the other — and a pair of fiercely lined illustrated eyes stare out from below like she’s been waiting for someone to make eye contact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in 11oz or 15oz size\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe raised you on The Cure and doesn’t need your approval. 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Woven into the intricate rows of this embroidery-pattern ceramic mug is a message most people will completely miss: \"I do not have time for your bullshit.\" The colorful stitch-style bands shift from teal through cobalt, violet, and hot pink, making the whole thing look like a craft sampler your grandmother would be proud of. She wouldn’t be. But it looks like she would be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a work of textile art until someone leans in. Then it’s a confession. Pick your size and let the stitching do the talking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrefer your profanity in grayscale? \u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-time-for-bullshit-hidden-message-mug-gray\" title=\"No Time for Your Bullshit Colorful Hidden Message Mug\"\u003eMeet the gray version\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"teelaunch","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":44848970989637,"sku":"100018130487","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":44848971055173,"sku":"100018130490","price":18.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/1235\/2325\/files\/hidden-message-mug-bull-bright-15oz.jpg?v=1779145432"},{"product_id":"hidden-message-coffee-mug-what-the-fuck","title":"WT Actual F? Bright Colorful Hidden Profanity Mug","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis hidden profanity mug looks like a cheerful fair isle sweater pattern until someone leans in. Then they find WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, repeated across every zigzag stripe in full technicolor glory.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eYour morning coffee deserves a mug with opinions. This one has several, and it's not keeping them to itself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrefer something more subtle? This design is also available in gray, check out our  \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hidden-profanity-mug-gray-stripes-wtf\" title=\"WT Actual F? Subtle Gray Hidden Profanity Mug\"\u003eWT Actual F? 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Pretty enough to sit on any desk or kitchen shelf without raising an eyebrow. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUntil someone leans in close enough to read the leaves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Blue \/ 11 oz","offer_id":44822346137669,"sku":"11104847177398111262","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ 15 oz","offer_id":44822348922949,"sku":"20436188031743338722","price":18.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 11 oz","offer_id":44822346170437,"sku":"82235228235253809536","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 15 oz","offer_id":44822348955717,"sku":"92732140646352375276","price":18.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hot Pink \/ 11 oz","offer_id":44822348234821,"sku":"49593567962884850429","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hot Pink \/ 15 oz","offer_id":44822348988485,"sku":"10094065690400791332","price":18.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/1235\/2325\/files\/hidden-message-political-protest-mug-all-colors.jpg?v=1774748656"},{"product_id":"fuck-trump-hidden-message-floral-black-ceramic-coffee-cup","title":"F*ck Trump Mug Hidden Message Black Floral Coffee Cup","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis Fuck Trump mug is the most elegant way to make your feelings known before you've finished your first cup. 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