{"title":"Beautiful Things Behaving Badly","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe short list. These are the pieces we keep coming back to: hidden profanity mugs that pass the work meeting test, tumblers with a mouth on them, and original dark humor art that looks gorgeous until someone reads the fine print. Every design is illustrated in-house, printed on demand, and built to make your morning coffee (or your coworker's desk) a little more dangerous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis collection rotates, so if something catches your eye, don't wait for it to behave.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"no-time-for-bullshit-hidden-message-mug","title":"No Time for Your Bullshit, Colorful Hidden Message Mug","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hidden message mug is the most diplomatic way to communicate your feelings before 9am. Woven into the intricate rows of this embroidery-pattern ceramic mug is a message most people will completely miss: \"I do not have time for your bullshit.\" The colorful stitch-style bands shift from teal through cobalt, violet, and hot pink, making the whole thing look like a craft sampler your grandmother would be proud of. She wouldn’t be. But it looks like she would be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a work of textile art until someone leans in. Then it’s a confession. Pick your size and let the stitching do the talking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrefer your profanity in grayscale? \u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-time-for-bullshit-hidden-message-mug-gray\" title=\"No Time for Your Bullshit Colorful Hidden Message Mug\"\u003eMeet the gray version\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dubious Doodles","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":44848970989637,"sku":"100018130487","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":44848971055173,"sku":"100018130490","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/1235\/2325\/files\/hidden-message-mug-bull-bright-Main.jpg?v=1788056735"},{"product_id":"mid-century-modern-tea-towel-atomic-starburst-kitchen-decor","title":"Atomic Starburst Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis mid century modern tea towel puts atomic-age orbit energy on your countertop in original, freehand-illustrated form. Three colorways, cotton twill, and the kind of pattern density that makes people lean in for a closer look. Not a reproduction, not a clip art composite: every starburst was drawn by hand, and you can tell.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dubious Doodles","offers":[{"title":"Gray","offer_id":44818024300613,"sku":"11045388713758953935","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":44818024333381,"sku":"23065662328111452224","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":44818024366149,"sku":"31251324997933377572","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/1235\/2325\/files\/mid-century-modern-tea-towel-three-colorways.jpg?v=1775441820"},{"product_id":"hidden-message-coffee-mug-what-the-fuck","title":"WT Actual F? Bright Colorful Hidden Profanity Mug","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis hidden profanity mug looks like a cheerful fair isle sweater pattern until someone leans in. Then they find WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, repeated across every zigzag stripe in full technicolor glory.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eYour morning coffee deserves a mug with opinions. This one has several, and it's not keeping them to itself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrefer something more subtle? This design is also available in gray, check out our  \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hidden-profanity-mug-gray-stripes-wtf\" title=\"WT Actual F? Subtle Gray Hidden Profanity Mug\"\u003eWT Actual F? Subtle Gray Hidden Profanity Mug\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dubious Doodles","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44822046179397,"sku":"74042037015653594370","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44822046244933,"sku":"11490206927869494790","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/1235\/2325\/files\/hidden-profanity-mug-bright-stripes-WTAF-MAIN.jpg?v=1788058291"},{"product_id":"hidden-message-political-protest-mug-floral-progressive-art","title":"Hidden Message Political Mug, Dark Floral Rose","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA hidden message political protest mug that lets your coffee do the talking — while keeping your secret safe from anyone who doesn't deserve to know.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe design reads as a lush, scattered floral pattern at first glance: oversized graphic rosebuds tossed casually across a deep black ceramic surface. Each leaf carries a hand lettered message; \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eFuck the Patriarchy, Fuck Trump, Fuck Fascism, Fuck ICE.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold, gestural, freehand illustration — the kind that looks like it was drawn with total confidence and zero apologies. Pretty enough to sit on any desk or kitchen shelf without raising an eyebrow. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUntil someone leans in close enough to read the leaves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dubious Doodles","offers":[{"title":"Blue \/ 11 oz","offer_id":44822346137669,"sku":"11104847177398111262","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ 15 oz","offer_id":44822348922949,"sku":"20436188031743338722","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 11 oz","offer_id":44822346170437,"sku":"82235228235253809536","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 15 oz","offer_id":44822348955717,"sku":"92732140646352375276","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hot Pink \/ 11 oz","offer_id":44822348234821,"sku":"49593567962884850429","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hot Pink \/ 15 oz","offer_id":44822348988485,"sku":"10094065690400791332","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/1235\/2325\/files\/hidden-message-political-protest-mug-all-colors.jpg?v=1774748656"},{"product_id":"fuck-ice-floral-mug","title":"Dark Floral Hidden Message Mug | F*ck ICE Activist Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis dark floral hidden message mug is for people who know that the most dangerous things often look the prettiest. Bold, illustrative roses in cornflower blue bloom across a deep black ceramic body — and tucked inside every sage green leaf, repeated all the way around the wrap, is the message: Fuck ICE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in 11oz (standard) and 15oz (taller)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet visuals. Salty message. Your morning ritual just got a point of view.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dubious Doodles","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":44822391685189,"sku":"70285000056219290203","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":44822391717957,"sku":"19601039341273163944","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/1235\/2325\/files\/fuck-ice-floral-mug-black-ceramic-15oz-hero.jpg?v=1775412118"},{"product_id":"feminist-serving-platter-hidden-profanity-rose","title":"Feminist Serving Platter, Hidden Profanity Gothic Rose","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis feminist serving platter looks like dark, moody floral art — until your guests lean in. Then the hand-lettered banners winding through the roses start to resolve: “Fuck the Patriarchy.” “Fuck ICE.” “Fuck Fascism.” “Fuck Trump.” Four statements, tucked into a dense black-and-white gothic rose pattern, hiding in plain sight on a 10×14” oval platter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou could set out crackers and cheese on something beige. Or you could let the appetizer course make a statement before anyone even sits down.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dubious Doodles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44850595135557,"sku":"9727","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/1235\/2325\/files\/feminist-hidden-profanity-platter-hero-white-background.jpg?v=1776875001"},{"product_id":"hidden-profanity-latte-mug-protest-rose","title":"Hidden Profanity Latte Mug, Political Protest Rose Art","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt looks like vintage wallpaper. It says \"fuck fascism.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis 25-ounce latte mug is covered edge to edge in hand-drawn roses, ornate and dense and hiding four profanity banners in the scrollwork. Your coworker will compliment the pattern. Your mother-in-law will admire it on the counter. Neither of them will notice what the roses are actually saying until they lean in, and by then, you'll already be smiling into your coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe roses do the decorating. 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Up close, it’s a manifesto.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe polite surface. The feral interior. 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