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The mug holds the punchline with a straight face so you don’t have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIt’s not a travel mug. It’s a controlled release mechanism. Lid on, feelings in, pattern facing out. Let them figure it out on their own time.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"teelaunch","offers":[{"title":"Gray Stripes","offer_id":44943455912005,"sku":"1147","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bright Stripes","offer_id":44943455944773,"sku":"1147","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple Ombre","offer_id":44943455977541,"sku":"1149","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/1235\/2325\/files\/hidden-profanity-latte-mug-three-colorways-hero.jpg?v=1777506721"},{"product_id":"hidden-profanity-mug-gray-stripes-wtf","title":"WT Actual F? 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