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Happy Fucking Holidays

It's Christmas, Bitch Retro Reindeer Card

It's Christmas, Bitch Retro Reindeer Card

$6.49 USD
$6.49 USD
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You love the holidays. You could do without the sentimentality. Funny adult Christmas cards for the friends who would be insulted by anything less.

Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Every line, letter, and flourish is original hand-drawn artwork.

 

Perfect For

  • Funny Christmas cards for friends who have heard every polite greeting already
  • Secret Santa and white elephant gifts that need a card with matching energy
  • Hilarious adult Christmas cards for the coworker who will absolutely laugh
  • Funny reindeer Christmas cards in cream, pink, or blue to match your wrapping

Design Details

  • Mid-century figurine-style reindeer with tiny antlers, rosy cheeks, lashes, and a green velvet bow tie
  • "It's Christmas," in black serif over BITCH. in giant distressed pink letters
  • Glittery teal snowflakes on cream, pink, or blue

Materials & Care

  • 5x7 inch
  • Available asSingle Card5 pack10 pack
  • Blank Inside
  • 120lb Silk Cover - slight sheen Between a gloss and a matt
  • White sealable envelope included 5.25x7.25"

Print TechniqueDigital printed with inkjet printersProduct NoteCards are folded intentionally offset to allow a slight overhang so they can be easily opened. The card fold will remain white due to the offset.

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

Cards are shipped within 4 business days via USPS. Expect delivery within 12 days from delivery

Returns

You have 7 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

Can I buy these as a set?

Yes. Choose a single card, a 5 pack, or a 10 pack. Every card in a pack has the same design, is blank inside, and comes with its own white sealable envelope.

What kind of paper is the card printed on?

120lb silk cover stock. That’s a heavy card weight with a slight sheen, somewhere between gloss and matte, so it feels substantial in hand and the colors print rich.