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No Time for Your Bullshit Journal

No Time for Your Bullshit Journal

$19.95 USD
$19.95 USD
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Searching for a funny coworker gift? Is the intended recipient overrun with action items and dangerously short on patience? Well, my dear, stop here. This is the journal to hand to your officemate, or to keep for yourself.

Seven bands of needlework to deliver one sentence. Efficiency was never the point.

Perfect For

  • Going away gift for coworker who is finally getting out
  • Funny office journal for meetings, deadlines, and other people's emergencies
  • Lined hardcover journal for lists, notes, and grievances kept in order
  • Secret santa gift for the one person at the table who will laugh

Design Details

  • Seven chevron bands spelling I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT, one word per row
  • Cobalt, sea green, cornflower, orchid, magenta, and violet on white
  • A different cross-stitch texture in every band
  • Wrapped design across the front, spine, and back

Materials & Care

  • 5.75” × 8” hardcover
  • 75 leaves / 150 lined pages
  • Perforated pages for easy tear-out (for the entries that need to be destroyed)
  • Sturdy, durable hardcover binding
  • Soft-touch matte laminate finish that feels as composed as you’re pretending to be

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

Shipping

  • Ships from Maryland
  • Item ships 3 to 5 business days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the journal)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

What's inside?

Lined pages. No prompts, no dates, just clean ruled paper ready for whatever you need it to hold. Page count and dimensions are in the product details.

Will the cover hold up in a bag?

Yes. The cover is built to handle daily life, not just sit on a shelf. It holds up in a tote, backpack, or wherever you take it. Softcovers flex without cracking, and hardcovers protect the pages from the chaos of your bag.