• Funny floral hardcover journal with Unhinged Thoughts text on lavender and charcoal gothic ogee flower pattern cover
  • Funny floral hardcover journal with Unhinged Thoughts text on lavender and charcoal gothic ogee flower pattern cover
  • Unhinged Thoughts gothic floral journal showing dimensions 5.75 by 8 inches, one size, lavender flower pattern on charcoal hardcover
  • Gothic floral journal open flat showing full wrap design on front and back covers with lavender ogee flower pattern and Unhinged Thoughts label
  • Unhinged Thoughts hardcover journal open to white lined interior pages showing perforated tear-out paper
  • Funny floral hardcover journal on wooden café table beside a cup of coffee and croissant showing Unhinged Thoughts lavender cover design
  • Unhinged Thoughts hardcover journal on green café table beside a white cup of black coffee, overhead view
  • Unhinged Thoughts gothic floral journal on grey leather desk pad beside a table lamp and coffee mug, modern workspace setting
  • Gothic lavender floral journal on white desk next to laptop and small succulent plant, minimalist workspace
  • Funny floral hardcover journal with Unhinged Thoughts cover lying on round wooden surface, angled view showing charcoal and lavender ogee pattern
  • 5.75” x 8” Sturdy/Durable Hardcover Luxurious Soft-Touch Matte Laminate Finish 75 Leaves of Lined Paper (150 Pages to Write On) Pages Are Perforated for Easy Tear-Out
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Unhinged Thoughts, Funny Gothic Floral Hardcover Journal

Unhinged Thoughts, Funny Gothic Floral Hardcover Journal

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This funny floral hardcover journal wraps 150 lined pages in the kind of cover that looks like your grandmother’s wallpaper. That is if your grandmother had a few things she never said out loud.

Not every thought belongs in the group chat. Some of them deserve archival-quality housing.

Perfect For

  • Anyone whose inner monologue needs its own filing system
  • The friend who texts you at 2 a.m. with revelations that deserve to be preserved in writing
  • Dark cottagecore and goth grandma core devotees who want their stationery to match their energy
  • A gift that says “I see you, and your brain is a lot”

Design Details

  • Cover reads “Unhinged Thoughts” in a dark vintage serif typeface, centered inside a pale lavender label with decorative art-deco scalloped border
  • All-over repeating pattern of hand-drawn six-petal flowers set inside wavy ogee tile frames like Victorian wallpaper that went a little feral
  • Color palette: deep charcoal grey ground, soft periwinkle-lavender blooms, muted sage green leaf sprigs
  • Original artwork wraps front, back, and spine, designed on both sides, no blank back cover

Materials & Care

  • 5.75” × 8” hardcover
  • 75 leaves / 150 lined pages
  • Perforated pages for easy tear-out (for the entries that need to be destroyed)
  • Sturdy, durable hardcover binding
  • Soft-touch matte laminate finish that feels as composed as you’re pretending to be

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

Shipping

  • Ships from Maryland
  • Item ships 3 to 5 business days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the journal)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

What's inside?

Lined pages. No prompts, no dates, just clean ruled paper ready for whatever you need it to hold. Page count and dimensions are in the product details.

Will the cover hold up in a bag?

Yes. The cover is built to handle daily life, not just sit on a shelf. It holds up in a tote, backpack, or wherever you take it. Softcovers flex without cracking, and hardcovers protect the pages from the chaos of your bag.