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Olive My Kitchen

Funny Mom Latte Mug — Retro “My Kids Are Weird” Olive Pun

Funny Mom Latte Mug — Retro “My Kids Are Weird” Olive Pun

$29.99 USD
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A 25oz ceramic latte mug for the mom who loves her kids and is absolutely not surprised by them anymore. Hand-illustrated retro olive characters spell out “Olive My Kids Are Weird” in mid-century modern style — because she already knew, and now her mug does too.

She didn’t raise boring kids. She just didn’t expect quite this many of them to be this particular flavor of weird.

Perfect For

  • The mom who has fully accepted who her children are
  • A Mother’s Day gift that doesn’t pretend she only wanted flowers
  • Fans of mid-century modern design, retro illustration, and olive puns
  • The alternative, cottagecore, or dark humor mom who collects things with actual personality
  • Birthdays, holidays, or a “no reason, I just saw this and immediately thought of you” gift
  • Soup nights, morning coffee rituals, and anything that requires 25 ounces of something hot

Design Details

  • Typography:  “OLIVE” and “WEIRD” in chunky sage green retro block lettering; “My Kids Are” in scratchy gothic hand-lettered black script — two fonts, one opinion.
  • Illustrated characters:  Two anthropomorphized green olives with vintage kewpie-style faces — heavy lashes, expressive doe eyes, small red rosebud mouths, visible pimentos. One wide-eyed. One over it.
  • Motifs:  Atomic starburst sparkles in sage green, dusty rose, and charcoal gray — classic mid-century modern detailing throughout.
  • Palette:  White ceramic base, dusty blush pink, sage and olive green, charcoal gray, deep crimson red

Artwork:  Original freehand illustration and hand lettering

Materials & Care

  • 25oz latte mug
  • White ceramic
  • Printed in vibrant full color
  • Microwave safe
  • Dishwasher safe
  • 6.5” x 3.63” x 5”

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

Shipping

  • Ships from Kentucky - UPS does the first half then USPS will deliver)
  • Item ships 3 to 6 days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the mug)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

Will the design hold up with daily use?

Yes. The artwork is permanently bonded to the ceramic, not a surface decal. Dishwasher safe (top rack only), microwave safe, and built to survive your morning routine indefinitely.

What does the print quality actually look like in person?

The artwork is printed at high resolution directly onto the ceramic. Colors are vivid, lines are crisp, and the detail holds up close. It looks like it was made on purpose, because it was.