• Funny retro serving platter with mid-century modern olive illustration reading Olive My Kids Are Weird, featuring four anthropomorphic green olive characters with expressive lashed eyes on a cream and dusty rose ground with atomic starburst motif
  • Close-up design detail of hand-illustrated green olive characters with heavy lash cartoon eyes and red lips under OLIVE hand-lettered block typography on retro mid-century serving platter
  • Retro olive serving platter with size callouts showing 10 by 14 inch dimensions, mid-century modern illustration with four cartoon olive faces and hand-lettered Olive My Kids Are Weird typography on cream and blush background
  • Back side of funny retro serving platter showing plain white polymer reverse next to front face with mid-century olive illustration and Olive My Kids Are Weird lettering
  • Hands holding up retro mid-century funny serving platter with four cartoon olive faces and Olive My Kids Are Weird hand-lettered typography against bright window background
  • Funny retro olive serving platter being placed in dishwasher rack, showing mid-century Olive My Kids Are Weird illustration and demonstrating dishwasher-safe construction
  • Person in cream sweater holding funny retro serving platter with mid-century olive pun illustration reading Olive My Kids Are Weird against warm wood background
  • Man in black t-shirt holding funny retro serving platter with four cartoon olive characters and Olive My Kids Are Weird mid-century typography against warm wood background
  • Woman placing funny retro olive serving platter with stuffed mushrooms into microwave, showing platter is microwave safe and demonstrating everyday kitchen use
  • Overhead view of funny retro olive serving platter in use with slice of cake, showing mid-century cartoon olive faces and Olive My Kids Are Weird illustration from above
  • Funny retro serving platter loaded with charcuterie board spread including cheese, meats and crackers, mid-century olive pun illustration visible at edges
  • Woman with natural hair examining funny retro serving platter with piece of cake, close view of cartoon olive faces and Olive My Kids Are Weird hand-lettered typography
  • Product details graphic funny retro serving platter listing size 10 by 14 inches, polymer construction, microwave safe, oven safe to 250 degrees, dishwasher safe, CPSC certified, FDA compliant, made in USA
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Olive My Kitchen

Olive My Kids Are Weird Serving Platter, Funny Mom Gift

Olive My Kids Are Weird Serving Platter, Funny Mom Gift

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This funny retro serving platter is the kind of thing that earns a reaction before the food even hits it. Featuring original hand-lettered illustration in a campy cute, mid-century modern style, it reads “Olive My Kids Are Weird” because honestly, same. Part retro kitsch pattern, part grandma’s house style with a punchline: it’s the platter your kitchen didn’t know it needed.

Your table already has enough plain white platters. This one has opinions.

Perfect For

  • The parent who has fully accepted that their kids are a lot — and has decided to lean into it
  • Hosting dinner parties where the platter itself is the conversation opener
  • A housewarming gift for the friend whose home has a personality
  • Mother's Day, birthdays, or any occasion where you need something that doesn't look like it came from a big-box store
  • Fans of mid-century modern kitchens, retro illustrated kitchenware, and olive pun gifts that actually hold food
  • Charcuterie nights, holiday entertaining, or just Tuesday cake

Design Details

  • Four hand-illustrated olive characters with heavy-lashed eyes and red lips: midcentury trinket art with campy cute illustration energy
  • Retro hand-lettered “Olive My Kids Are Weird” typography in sage green and charcoal on cream with dusty rose stripe and atomic starburst
  • Ironic vintage style with a kitschy object repeat layout. Original art by Olivia Phillips Design

Materials & Care

10x14" serving platter manufactured from revolutionary polymer that is:

  • Microwave Safe
  • Oven Safe (250° up to 1 hour)
  • Dishwasher Safe
  • CPSC-Certified
  • FDA-Compliant for food contact
  • 100% Made in the USA
  • Non-toxic water based dyes
  • Durable Finish
  • Unbreakable

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

Shipping

  • Ships from Chicago - UPS does the first half then USPS will deliver)
  • Item ships 5 to 7 days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the platter)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

Is this food safe?

Yes. It is FDA Food Contact Compliant, CPSC Certified, and contains no melamine, BPA’s or other harmful chemicals.

Can this go in the dishwasher or microwave?

Yes. It is microwave and dishwasher-safe. It is even oven-safe up to 250 degrees Fahrenheit for up to 1 hour.