• Funny tea towel with retro mid-century olive illustration and hand-lettered pun reading "Olive my friends are weird," hung on a clothesline against a white background
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  • Blank reverse side of cotton twill tea towel with cream ground and subtle starburst pattern at edges
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  • Funny cotton tea towel with olive characters and hand-lettered pun laid among baking ingredients and rolling pins on marble surface
  • One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm ) Material: Lightweight Cotton Twill One-sided print, Artwork: original freehand illustration and handlettering. Hemmed edges: The product is sewn around the edges, making it durable and long-lasting Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat.
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Olive My Kitchen Tea Towels

Funny Weird Friends Tea Towel with Retro Olive Pun — Mid-Century Kitchen

Funny Weird Friends Tea Towel with Retro Olive Pun — Mid-Century Kitchen

$24.99 USD
$24.99 USD
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This funny tea towel was made for the kitchen that has a little too much personality to settle for plain. Featuring original hand-lettered, "Olive my friends are weird" illustration in a mid-century modern style, it’s the kind of thing that earns a comment every single time someone opens your dish drawer — or spots it hanging by the stove.

  • Size: 18″ × 30″ (45.72cm × 76.2cm)
  • Material: Lightweight cotton twill

Your kitchen already has a vibe. This just gives it something to say.

design ©Olivia Phillips Design 2026.This is my original artwork (combination of colors, style and font choices) and should not be used or copied without my permission.

Design Details

Four anthropomorphic green olives — each with heavy-lashed expressive eyes, tiny red lips, and a distinct mood — perch on toothpick stems like the world’s most opinionated cocktail garnish.

  • Typography: Three hand-lettered layers — “OLIVE” in retro block letters (top), “My Friends Are” in vintage signage style on a dusty rose banner (middle), “WEIRD” in matching block letters (bottom). Together: “Olive my friends are weird.”
  • Background: Warm cream with atomic-age starburst motifs in crimson red and slate gray, connected by looping mid-century swoosh lines
  • Palette: Sage green, dusty rose, cream, crimson red, charcoal
  • Artwork: Original freehand illustration and hand-lettering

Materials & Care

  • Material: Lightweight cotton twill
  • Hemmed edges — sewn around all sides for durability
  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low heat

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Perfect For

  • Hostess and housewarming gifts that actually get remembered
  • The friend who introduces herself as “the weird one”
  • Fans of mid-century modern kitchens, atomic age design, or vintage illustration
  • White elephant exchanges where you want to win
  • Anyone with a martini opinion and opinions about their martini

Shipping & Returns

Shipping
  • Ships from North Carolina
  • Item ships 2 days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the towel)
  • US Shipping will take an additional 2 - 5 business days*

*Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and unincorporated territories of the United States can take additional 7 – 12 business days.

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

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