• Funny Teams meeting profanity hardcover journal with deep plum abstract grid pattern and hand-lettered text reading Fucked up shit that happened on Teams
  • Close-up detail of hand-lettered text reading Fucked up shit that happened on Teams on deep plum abstract pattern hardcover journal
  • Teams profanity journal front cover with dimensions labeled 5.75 inches wide by 8 inches tall, one size
  • Profanity Teams hardcover journal open flat showing full wrap design on front and back covers with plum and lavender abstract grid pattern
  • Funny Teams meeting journal open to lined interior pages showing perforated white lined paper
  • Funny Teams profanity hardcover journal lying on marble countertop next to lit candle, coffee mug, and green plant
  • Person holding funny Teams meeting journal open at office desk with laptop showing Microsoft Teams chat and spreadsheet on dual monitors
  • Funny Teams profanity hardcover journal on green café table next to cup of black coffee
  • Person holding funny Teams profanity hardcover journal upright at conference table surrounded by sticky notes and pens
  • 5.75” x 8” Sturdy/Durable Hardcover Luxurious Soft-Touch Matte Laminate Finish 75 Leaves of Lined Paper (150 Pages to Write On) Pages Are Perforated for Easy Tear-Out
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Funny Work Journal Teams Edition, Sweary Hardcover Notebook

Funny Work Journal Teams Edition, Sweary Hardcover Notebook

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This funny work journal gives you 150 lined pages to catalog every unhinged chat, phantom notification, and meeting-that-should-have-been-a-message — all behind a cover that says the quiet part out loud.

Your Teams notifications may never stop. But at least now there's a paper trail.

Perfect For

The coworker who types "sounds good!" while absolutely losing it

Anyone who has ever been voluntold into a Teams channel they didn't ask for

Hybrid workers collecting evidence of corporate absurdity, one chat at a time

A gift that says "I see you surviving that group chat"

Design Details

Cover reads "Fucked up shit that happened on Teams" in rounded, casual hand-lettered text, light lavender on deep plum

Abstract woven grid pattern in lavender and black blankets the entire cover — like a mid-century textile designed during a status update

Original hand-illustrated artwork wraps front, back, and spine

Monochromatic purple palette keeps the profanity almost dignified

Materials & Care

  • 5.75” × 8” hardcover
  • 75 leaves / 150 lined pages
  • Perforated pages for easy tear-out (for the entries that need to be destroyed)
  • Sturdy, durable hardcover binding
  • Soft-touch matte laminate finish that feels as composed as you’re pretending to be

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

Shipping

  • Ships from Maryland
  • Item ships 3 to 5 business days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the journal)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

What's inside?

Lined pages. No prompts, no dates, just clean ruled paper ready for whatever you need it to hold. Page count and dimensions are in the product details.

Will the cover hold up in a bag?

Yes. The cover is built to handle daily life, not just sit on a shelf. It holds up in a tote, backpack, or wherever you take it. Softcovers flex without cracking, and hardcovers protect the pages from the chaos of your bag.