• Funny Zoom meeting profanity hardcover journal with cobalt blue abstract grid pattern and hand-lettered text reading Fucked up shit that happened on Zoom
  • Close-up detail of hand-lettered text reading Fucked up shit that happened on Zoom on cobalt blue abstract pattern hardcover journal
  • Funny Zoom meeting profanity journal front cover with dimensions labeled 5.75 inches wide by 8 inches tall, one size
  • Profanity Zoom hardcover journal open flat showing full wrap design on front and back covers with cobalt blue abstract grid pattern
  • Funny Zoom meeting journal open to lined interior pages showing perforated white lined paper
  • Funny Zoom profanity hardcover journal place on a desk mat next to cup of coffee
  • Funny Zoom profanity hardcover journal standing upright surrounded by colorful markers on white surface
  • Zoom meeting profanity journal on white desk next to laptop and small succulent plant, work from home lifestyle setting
  • Funny Zoom profanity hardcover journal lying on round wooden surface showing front cover with cobalt blue abstract grid pattern
  • 5.75” x 8” Sturdy/Durable Hardcover Luxurious Soft-Touch Matte Laminate Finish 75 Leaves of Lined Paper (150 Pages to Write On) Pages Are Perforated for Easy Tear-Out
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Funny Zoom Meeting Journal, Sweary Hardcover Notebook

Funny Zoom Meeting Journal, Sweary Hardcover Notebook

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This funny Zoom meeting journal gives you 150 lined pages to document every baffling, soul-crushing, could-have-been-an-email moment wrapped in a cover bold enough to say what you’re thinking so you don’t have to.

You survived the meeting. You deserve the receipts.

Perfect For

  • The coworker who mutes themselves to scream
  • Anyone whose “quick sync” has never once been quick
  • Remote workers who need a paper trail of the absurdity
  • A gift that says “I know what you go through on camera”

Design Details

  • Cover reads “Fucked up shit that happened on Zoom” in hand-lettered text, light periwinkle on cobalt blue
  • Hand-drawn abstract grid pattern in powder blue and black — like digital static dressed up in a blazer
  • Original hand-illustrated artwork wraps front, back, and spine
  • Every line and letterform is drawn by hand, giving the design a loose, human energy that clip art could never

Materials & Care

  • 5.75” × 8” hardcover
  • 75 leaves / 150 lined pages
  • Perforated pages for easy tear-out (for the entries that need to be destroyed)
  • Sturdy, durable hardcover binding
  • Soft-touch matte laminate finish that feels as composed as you’re pretending to be

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

Shipping

  • Ships from Maryland
  • Item ships 3 to 5 business days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the journal)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

What's inside?

Lined pages. No prompts, no dates, just clean ruled paper ready for whatever you need it to hold. Page count and dimensions are in the product details.

Will the cover hold up in a bag?

Yes. The cover is built to handle daily life, not just sit on a shelf. It holds up in a tote, backpack, or wherever you take it. Softcovers flex without cracking, and hardcovers protect the pages from the chaos of your bag.