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What the Actual Fuck, Cross Stitch Journal

What the Actual Fuck, Cross Stitch Journal

$19.95 USD
$19.95 USD
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You have thought it three times today and you haven't even finished your coffee. This hidden message journal has it recorded already. It's on the outside, for everyone to see, well, at least the people who dare to sit close enough to you.

Nobody counts out that many stitches by accident. Whatever it says, she meant it.

Perfect For

  • A funny hardcover journal for meetings that should have been an email
  • Sarcastic gift for her, for a coworker, or for the friend who narrates everything
  • Work safe swear word notebook, unreadable from across the conference table
  • Lined hardcover journal for lists, grudges, and running commentary

Design Details

  • Cross-stitch style chevron bands spelling WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, one word per row
  • Teal, green, blue, and orchid purple on white
  • Fair isle lattice ground with a snowflake border row
  • Wrapped design across the front, spine, and back

Materials & Care

  • 5.75” × 8” hardcover
  • 75 leaves / 150 lined pages
  • Perforated pages for easy tear-out (for the entries that need to be destroyed)
  • Sturdy, durable hardcover binding
  • Soft-touch matte laminate finish that feels as composed as you’re pretending to be

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

Shipping

  • Ships from Maryland
  • Item ships 3 to 5 business days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the journal)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

What's inside?

Lined pages. No prompts, no dates, just clean ruled paper ready for whatever you need it to hold. Page count and dimensions are in the product details.

Will the cover hold up in a bag?

Yes. The cover is built to handle daily life, not just sit on a shelf. It holds up in a tote, backpack, or wherever you take it. Softcovers flex without cracking, and hardcovers protect the pages from the chaos of your bag.