• Three side-by-side views of the Gray Stripes colorway hidden message tumbler — graduating black, charcoal, gray, and light gray chevron embroidery stripe pattern on white stainless steel body
  • All three colorway options for the hidden message skinny tumbler side by side — Preppy Stripes in burgundy and green, Gray Stripes in black and charcoal, and Ocean Stripes in navy and teal, each with a plastic straw
  • Close-up of the preppy stripes hidden message tumbler pattern — interlocking embroidery-style letterforms in sage green, forest green, burgundy, and blush pink revealing the hidden message
  • Close-up of the ocean stripes hidden message tumbler pattern — dense cross-stitch and embroidery-style letterforms spelling the hidden message in navy, sky blue, teal, and green on white
  • Close-up of the gray stripes hidden message tumbler pattern — cross-stitch style letterforms in graduating black, charcoal, gray, and light gray tones concealing the hidden message within the decorative textile design
  • Size chart for the hidden message skinny tumbler — 8.3 inches tall by 2.8 inch diameter, with sliding lid top view and 9-inch plastic straw shown alongside preppy stripes colorway
  • Features graphic showing food-grade stainless steel interior, sliding splash-proof clear plastic lid detail, and smooth stainless steel base of the hidden message skinny tumbler
  • Hand holding a 20 oz skinny stainless steel tumbler with hidden message embroidery stripe design in preppy colorway — burgundy, sage green, forest green, and blush pink chevron bands wrapping the white tumbler body
  • Hidden message skinny tumbler with straw in a car cupholder, preppy stripes colorway — burgundy and sage green embroidery-pattern stripe bands visible on white stainless steel body
  • Hidden message stainless steel tumbler displayed on a work desk next to coffee equipment, ocean stripes colorway — navy, sky blue, teal, and green embroidery-style stripe bands, lid shown separately beside the tumbler
  • Hidden message skinny tumbler with straw in a car cupholder, preppy stripes colorway — burgundy and sage green embroidery-pattern stripe bands visible on white stainless steel body
  • Infographic showing the hidden message skinny tumbler keeps drinks hot 6 hours and cold 12 hours — split orange and blue background with gray stripes colorway tumbler shown
  • 20 oz hidden message tumbler on a rustic wood surface with lid off beside it, gray stripes colorway — black, gray, and charcoal embroidery stripe chevron bands on white body with latte art visible inside
  • 20 oz hidden message skinny tumbler held in an urban setting, gray stripes colorway — four horizontal chevron wave bands in black, charcoal, gray, and light gray on white
  • Product specs graphic for the I Love My Asshole Kids hidden message skinny tumbler — lists size, colorways, materials, and care instructions
  • Three side-by-side views of the Ocean Stripes colorway hidden message tumbler — navy, sky blue, teal, and forest green chevron embroidery stripe design rotating around white stainless steel body
  • Three side-by-side views of the Preppy Stripes colorway hidden message tumbler — burgundy, sage green, forest green, and blush pink embroidery stripe chevron pattern on white stainless steel body
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Hidden Message Wares

Hidden Message Tumbler, Humorous Mom Skinny Tumbler 20 oz

Hidden Message Tumbler, Humorous Mom Skinny Tumbler 20 oz

$29.99 USD
$29.99 USD
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This hidden message tumbler is the funny mom tumbler that requires a double-take. On the surface: a clean white stainless steel tumbler wrapped in four bands of what looks like intricate embroidery-pattern stripe work; geometric, textile-inspired, tasteful enough to use at school pickup. Look closer and the stripes spell out "I Love My Asshole Kids," repeated across every stripe in cross-stitch letterforms. It's the long game of gift-giving.

Comes in three color combinations so you can match the vibe: understated gray for the mom who keeps it low-key, ocean tones for the coastal-aesthetic crowd, or preppy stripes for the one who looks put-together right up until you read the mug.

Perfect For

  • The mom who has fully accepted the chaos and needs everyone else to know it
  • Birthdays, Mother's Day, or "I survived another school year" season
  • The parent in your life who says what everyone else is thinking
  • Anyone who appreciates a joke that requires a second look to get

Design Details

  • 360° wrap design: four horizontal chevron-wave bands stacked top to bottom, each made of dense interlocking letterforms styled to mimic cross-stitch and embroidery stitching
  • Hidden message "I Love My Asshole Kids" is embedded in the typographic pattern. Readable up close but completely invisible as casual decoration
  • Three colorways: Gray Stripes (black, charcoal, gray), Ocean Stripes (navy, sky blue, teal, forest green), Preppy Stripes (burgundy, sage green, forest green, blush pink)
  • White tumbler body; silver lid and base hardware; clear polystyrene sliding lid with straw hole

Materials & Care

  • Double-walled stainless steel keeps drinks hot or cold for hours — with a sealed push-pull polysterene lid for sip-direct or straw use.
  • Food-safe and odorless — inner layer is food-grade 304 stainless steel, eco-friendly and reusable.
  • Comes with a straw and works for coffee, commutes, the gym, the office, or the couch.
  • Hand wash only — no alcohol cleaners or abrasive scrubbing (protects the printed design).
  • Minor variations in color or print placement are normal and expected with UV printing — not a defect.

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

Shipping

  • Free Shipping
  • Standard (3-5 business days)
  • Item ships 3 to 7 days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the tumbler)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 15 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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