• Gray stripes hidden profanity latte mug 16oz in light gray to charcoal ombre, knit stitch text pattern on white ceramic with lid
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Hidden Profanity Latte Mug, No Time for Your BS

Hidden Profanity Latte Mug, No Time for Your BS

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A hidden profanity latte mug for everyone running on caffeine and thinning patience. A subtle design that looks like thoughtful textile art until someone gets too close.

Every stitch is a sentence. Every stripe is a mood. Lid on, message hidden, plausible deniability fully intact.

Perfect For

  • The person who has smiled through one too many meetings that should have been emails
  • A commuter who needs their morning mantra in ceramic form with the lid on. Opinions contained (almost)
  • A going-away gift for the coworker who held it together longer than anyone expected

Design Details

  • The phrase “I do not have time for your bullshit” is repeated, rotated, and packed into dense rows that mimic knit stitches. It reads as abstract ombre stripes until someone leans in close enough to catch the profanity
  • Two color options; Gray Stripes, light gray fading to charcoal, monochrome and understated. and Bright Stripes, teal graduating through navy blue, purple, and pink.

Materials & Care

  • 16oz latte mug
  • White ceramic
  • Removable silicone lid for easy travel and spill prevention
  • Printed in vibrant full color
  • Microwave safe
  • Dishwasher safe

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

Shipping

  • Ships from Kentucky - UPS does the first half then USPS will deliver)
  • Item ships 3 to 6 days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the mug)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

Will the design hold up with daily use?

Yes. The artwork is permanently bonded to the ceramic, not a surface decal. Dishwasher safe (top rack only), microwave safe, and built to survive your morning routine indefinitely.

What does the print quality actually look like in person?

The artwork is printed at high resolution directly onto the ceramic. Colors are vivid, lines are crisp, and the detail holds up close. It looks like it was made on purpose, because it was.