• Three-view display of the Preppy Stripes I Love My Asshole Kid tumbler — burgundy, sage green, forest green, and blush pink fair isle typographic pattern on white skinny tumbler
  • All three colorways of the I Love My Asshole Kid hidden message skinny tumbler — Ocean Stripes, Preppy Stripes, and Gray Stripes side by side with straws included
  • Close-up of the Ocean Stripes typographic pattern on the hidden message tumbler — navy and blue letterforms spelling I Love My Asshole Kid in cross-stitch grid style
  • Close-up of the Preppy Stripes pattern on the I Love My Asshole Kid tumbler — sage green and burgundy embroidery-style letterforms visible in the chevron bands
  • Close-up of the Gray Stripes pattern on the hidden message fair isle tumbler — black and charcoal geometric letterforms spelling I Love My Asshole Kid in dense cross-stitch style
  • Three-view display of the Ocean Stripes colorway hidden message tumbler — navy, sky blue, teal, and forest green chevron typographic bands on white 20oz stainless steel
  • Three-view display of the Gray Stripes hidden message tumbler — black, charcoal, medium gray, and light gray chevron band pattern on white 20oz stainless steel
  • Features closeup for the hidden message skinny tumbler — food grade stainless steel interior, sliding splash-proof lid, smooth stainless bottom
  • Size chart for the I Love My Asshole Kid fair isle tumbler — 8.3 inches tall, 2.8 inch diameter, sliding lid shown from above, 9-inch plastic straw included
  • Insulation performance graphic for the hidden message fair isle tumbler — keeps hot 6 hours, cold 12 hours, shown with Preppy Stripes colorway cutaway
  • Preppy Stripes hidden message tumbler held up on a busy city street — burgundy, sage green, dark forest green, and blush pink chevron band pattern wraps the white 20oz skinny tumbler
  • Coffee being poured into the Preppy Stripes I Love My Asshole Kid skinny tumbler on a kitchen counter — burgundy and green chevron hidden message pattern visible on white body
  • Ocean Stripes hidden message tumbler on a rustic wood table with latte art visible inside — navy, teal, and green cross-stitch stripe pattern, lid resting beside it
  • Ocean Stripes I Love My Asshole Kid 20oz tumbler standing on an office desk surrounded by papers and keyboard — navy to forest green gradient typographic band pattern
  • Ocean Stripes hidden profanity tumbler in a car cup holder with straw in lid — navy, sky blue, teal, and forest green typographic cross-stitch pattern bands on white 20oz tumbler
  • Gray Stripes I Love My Asshole Kid fair isle tumbler held outdoors on a patio — four tonal bands in black, charcoal, medium gray, and light gray on white stainless steel
  • Product specs card for the I Love My Asshole Kid hidden message tumbler — 20oz skinny straight stainless steel, three colorways listed: Gray Stripes, Ocean Stripes, Preppy Stripes
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Hidden Message Wares

I Love My Asshole Kid Hidden Message Skinny Tumbler 20oz

I Love My Asshole Kid Hidden Message Skinny Tumbler 20oz

$22.50 USD
$22.50 USD
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This hidden message tumbler says what every parent is thinking, “ I Love My Asshole Kid”  spelled out in a fair isle cross-stitch pattern that looks like tasteful art from across the room.

It’s the thing you’d embroider on a pillow if you weren’t worried about house guests. Now it’s on a tumbler that keeps your coffee hot while your patience cools.

Perfect For

  • The parent who loves their kid unconditionally and has no illusions about it
  • Mother’s Day, birthdays, or any occasion where honesty is the best policy
  • Anyone who has ever said “I love you but you are a lot” out loud and meant both parts equally
  • White elephant or secret santa when you want to actually win

Design Details

  • 360° wrap design in four chevron bands.  Each band dense with geometric letterforms styled to mimic cross-stitch embroidery and fair isle knitwear spelling,” I LOVE MY ASSHOLE KID”
  • Three color combinations available;
  • Gray Stripes — black / charcoal / medium gray / light gray on white; the most subdued, easiest to take anywhere
  • Ocean Stripes — navy / sky blue / teal / forest green on white; cool, fresh, graphic
  • Preppy Stripes — burgundy / sage green / dark forest green / blush pink on white; warm, nostalgic

Materials & Care

  • Double-walled stainless steel keeps drinks hot or cold for hours — with a sealed push-pull polysterene lid for sip-direct or straw use.
  • Food-safe and odorless — inner layer is food-grade 304 stainless steel, eco-friendly and reusable.
  • Comes with a straw and works for coffee, commutes, the gym, the office, or the couch.
  • Hand wash only — no alcohol cleaners or abrasive scrubbing (protects the printed design).
  • Minor variations in color or print placement are normal and expected with UV printing — not a defect.

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

Shipping

  • Free Shipping
  • Standard (3-5 business days)
  • Item ships 3 to 7 days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the tumbler)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 15 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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