• Hidden message embroidery pattern mug, 11oz white, with colorful stitch-style bands
  • Hidden message embroidery pattern mug in bright stripes, "I do not have time for your bullshit"
  • Close-up of embroidery pattern mug design in bright teal, blue, purple, and pink showing dense stitch-style rows of chain, eyelet, and cross-hatch motifs with hidden message lettering, "I do not have time or your bullshit"
  • Hidden message embroidery mug in 15oz and 11oz sizes side by side
  • Hidden message embroidery mug in all white and white with purple interior and handle, shown side by side
  • Two hands holding a 15oz bright stripe embroidery pattern ceramic mug filled with coffee on a wooden surface, showing the full teal to pink gradient "I do not have time for your bullshit" hidden design
  • Bright embroidery pattern hidden message mug in teal, blue, purple, and pink " i do not have time for your bullshit" held in front of a dark humor slogan t-shirt, lifestyle shot
  • Tattooed woman in black lace top holding hidden message mug with bright embroidery stripe pattern in teal, blue, purple, and pink that spells out, "I do not have time for your bullshit"
  • Hidden message embroidery pattern mug, 15oz, with purple interior and handle
  • Woman in a white pinstripe shirt and moon necklaces holding a purple accent hidden message mug with both hands
  • Hidden message embroidery pattern mug, 11oz, with purple interior and handle
  • Hidden message embroidery pattern mug, 15oz white, handle on the right
  • 2 Sizes: 11oz (standard) and 15oz (taller) Microwave-safe for quick reheats Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning. Use top rack for reduced wear. C-shaped easy-grip handle; lead- and BPA-free
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No Time for Your Bullshit Mug, Colorful

No Time for Your Bullshit Mug, Colorful

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This hidden message mug is the most diplomatic way to communicate your feelings before 9am. Woven into the intricate rows of this embroidery-pattern ceramic mug is a message most people will completely miss: "I do not have time for your bullshit." The colorful stitch-style bands look like a craft sampler your grandmother would be proud of. She wouldn’t be. 

It’s a work of textile art until someone leans in. Then it’s a confession. Pick your size, pick white or purple accents, and let the stitching do the talking.

Perfect For

  • The coworker who keeps their opinions very, very close
  • Anyone who communicates primarily through subtext
  • The mom who has earned the right to say exactly this
  • "I saw this and thought of you" gifts that actually land

Design Details

  • Dense horizontal bands of embroidery-style stitchwork spelling out the phrase, “I do not have for your bullshit “ wrap the full body of the mug
  • Colorful gradient from teal to cobalt blue, violet, and hot pink with retro-craft energy
  • Original hand-drawn illustration, not clip art
  • Choose from all white or purple accent mug

Materials & Care

  • Available in 11oz (0.33L) and 15oz (0.44L)
  • Durable white ceramic with glossy finish and comfortable C-handle
  • BPA and lead-free
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

  • Ships from Kentucky - UPS does the first half then USPS will deliver
  • Item ships 3 to 6 days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the mug)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products. 

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

A little to colorful for your tastes?

Get the gray version; No Time for Your Bullshit Hidden Message, Gray Mug

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

Will the design hold up with daily use?

Yes. The artwork is permanently bonded to the ceramic, not a surface decal. Dishwasher safe (top rack only), microwave safe, and built to survive your morning routine indefinitely.

What does the print quality actually look like in person?

The artwork is printed at high resolution directly onto the ceramic. Colors are vivid, lines are crisp, and the detail holds up close. It looks like it was made on purpose, because it was.