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Hidden Message Mugs

No Time for Your Bullshit, Colorful Hidden Message Mug

No Time for Your Bullshit, Colorful Hidden Message Mug

$19.99 USD
$19.99 USD
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This hidden message mug is the most diplomatic way to communicate your feelings before 9am. Woven into the intricate rows of this embroidery-pattern ceramic mug is a message most people will completely miss: "I do not have time for your bullshit." The colorful stitch-style bands shift from teal through cobalt, violet, and hot pink, making the whole thing look like a craft sampler your grandmother would be proud of. She wouldn’t be. But it looks like she would be.

It’s a work of textile art until someone leans in. Then it’s a confession. Pick your size and let the stitching do the talking.

Prefer your profanity in grayscale? Meet the gray version.

Perfect For

• The coworker who keeps their opinions very, very close

• Anyone who communicates primarily through subtext

• The mom who has earned the right to say exactly this

• "I saw this and thought of you" gifts that actually land

Design Details

• Dense horizontal bands of embroidery-style stitchwork (chain stitch, eyelet, cross-hatch, chevron, and ladder patterns) wrap the full body of the mug

• Hidden phrase rendered in the same stitch-style lettering as the surrounding pattern, seamlessly disguised at a glance

• Colorful gradient from teal to cobalt blue, violet, and hot pink with retro-craft energy

• Original hand-drawn illustration, not clip art

Materials & Care

  • Available in 11oz (0.33L) and 15oz (0.44L)
  • Durable white ceramic with glossy finish and comfortable C-handle
  • BPA and lead-free
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

Shipping

  • Ships from Kentucky - UPS does the first half then USPS will deliver
  • Item ships 3 to 6 days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the mug)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

Will the design hold up with daily use?

Yes. The artwork is permanently bonded to the ceramic, not a surface decal. Dishwasher safe (top rack only), microwave safe, and built to survive your morning routine indefinitely.

What does the print quality actually look like in person?

The artwork is printed at high resolution directly onto the ceramic. Colors are vivid, lines are crisp, and the detail holds up close. It looks like it was made on purpose, because it was.