• Profanity floral hardcover journal with teal botanical pattern and vintage label reading mind your own fucking business in retro serif type
  • Close-up detail of vintage label reading mind your own fucking business in retro serif type on teal floral hardcover journal
  • Close-up detail of hand-drawn periwinkle blue floral pattern with sage green leaves on deep teal hardcover journal
  • Profanity floral journal front cover with dimensions labeled 5.75 inches wide by 8 inches tall, one size
  • Profanity floral hardcover journal open flat showing full wrap botanical design on front and back covers with teal floral pattern
  • Profanity floral journal open to lined interior pages showing perforated white lined paper
  • Hand pulling profanity floral journal from wooden bookshelf among vintage books showing teal botanical cover
  • Profanity floral journal on white desk next to laptop and small succulent plant showing teal botanical hardcover
  • Profanity floral journal on white desk next to laptop and small succulent plant showing teal botanical hardcover
  • Profanity floral hardcover journal lying on round wooden surface showing front cover with teal botanical pattern
  • 5.75” x 8” Sturdy/Durable Hardcover Luxurious Soft-Touch Matte Laminate Finish 75 Leaves of Lined Paper (150 Pages to Write On) Pages Are Perforated for Easy Tear-Out
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Mind Your Own Business, Profanity Floral Journal Hardcover

Mind Your Own Business, Profanity Floral Journal Hardcover

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This profanity floral journal wraps 150 lined pages in a cover that sets a boundary before you even open it. “Mind your own fucking business”spelled out in clean hand drawn serif type on a vintage-style label, surrounded by a moody teal botanical pattern that looks like heirloom wallpaper from a woman who was done with everyone’s opinions circa 1962.

Some journals whisper. This one has a decorative floral border and a firm opinion.

Perfect For

  • The friend who has been setting boundaries and deserves a trophy (this is close enough)
  • Anyone whose journal practice doubles as a containment strategy
  • Dark cottagecore and goth grandmacore aesthetics, pretty enough for the shelf, sharp enough to mean it
  • A gift that tells someone you respect their privacy and their taste simultaneously

Design Details

  • Cover text reads “mind your own fucking business” in a retro serif typeface, centered inside an ornate scalloped cartouche in pale ice blue
  • All-over floral pattern features hand-drawn six-petal blooms connected by organic wavy lattice lines in periwinkle blue on a deep teal ground
  • Soft sage-green leaves with visible veining add a subtle botanical accent throughout the repeat
  • Original artwork wraps both front and back cover,  the back carries the full floral pattern, the front adds the labeled text

Materials & Care

  • 5.75” × 8” hardcover
  • 75 leaves / 150 lined pages
  • Perforated pages for easy tear-out (for the entries that need to be destroyed)
  • Sturdy, durable hardcover binding
  • Soft-touch matte laminate finish that feels as composed as you’re pretending to be

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

Shipping

  • Ships from Maryland
  • Item ships 3 to 5 business days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the journal)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

What's inside?

Lined pages. No prompts, no dates, just clean ruled paper ready for whatever you need it to hold. Page count and dimensions are in the product details.

Will the cover hold up in a bag?

Yes. The cover is built to handle daily life, not just sit on a shelf. It holds up in a tote, backpack, or wherever you take it. Softcovers flex without cracking, and hardcovers protect the pages from the chaos of your bag.