• Profanity floral softcover journal with dark teal floral tile pattern and scalloped pale ice blue label reading mind your own fucking business, front cover view
  • Close-up of scalloped Art Deco label on profanity journal cover showing mind your own fucking business in lowercase serif type against pale ice blue background
  • Design detail of hand-drawn teal floral tile pattern with periwinkle six-petaled flowers, sage green leaves, and ogee outlines on profanity journal cover
  • Profanity softcover journal front cover with dimensions labeled 5.75 inches wide by 8 inches tall, dark teal floral pattern
  • Two profanity softcover journals stacked showing 100 and 200 page options with dark teal floral tile pattern and mind your own fucking business label
  • Profanity softcover journal open flat showing full wrap design on front and back covers with teal floral tile pattern and mind your own fucking business label on front
  • Profanity floral journal on rustic wooden table beside a steaming ceramic mug and black Sharpie marker in warm natural lighting
  • Product details -5.75" x 8", Available with 100 lined pages (50 sheets) and 200 lined pages (100 sheets), Luxurious Soft-Touch Matte Laminate on Soft Paper Cover, Pages Are Perforated for Easy Tear-Out, Corners Are Rounded to Prevent Bending
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Mind Your Own Fucking Business, Softcover Journal

Mind Your Own Fucking Business, Softcover Journal

$13.50 USD
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This profanity floral journal wraps a pointed message inside a cover so pretty, people will lean in just to get told off. A vintage-inspired teal floral tile pattern fills the front and back, and right in the center, framed in a scalloped Art Deco cartouche: “mind your own fucking business.” Elegant serif lettering. Zero apologies.

Pretty enough to leave on your coffee table. Pointed enough to keep people out of your business. Every petal and pointed word is original hand-drawn artwork.

Perfect For

  • The friend who journals through the chaos with a pen in one hand and a boundary in the other
  • A desk notebook that sets the tone before you even open it
  • Birthday, holiday, or just-because gifts for anyone whose patience is an endangered species
  • Pairing with any of the shop’s sweary mugs for a gift set that really commits to the theme

Design Details

  • Hand-drawn floral tile pattern in light blue and periwinkle on a deep teal ground, with sage-green leaf accents
  • Scalloped Art Deco label in pale ice blue with the phrase in lowercase serif hand lettering
  • Original hand-illustrated artwork wraps front and back covers
  • Dark cottagecore aesthetic: moody florals, vintage texture, sharp language

Materials & Care

  • 5.75” × 8” softcover
  • Available with 100 lined pages (50 sheets) and 200 lined pages (100 sheets)
  • Luxurious Soft-Touch Matte Laminate on Soft Paper Cover
  • Pages Are Perforated for Easy Tear-Out
  • Corners Are Rounded to Prevent Bending

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

Shipping

  • Ships from Maryland
  • Item ships 3 to 5 business days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the journal)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

What's inside?

Lined pages. No prompts, no dates, just clean ruled paper ready for whatever you need it to hold. Page count and dimensions are in the product details.

Will the cover hold up in a bag?

Yes. The cover is built to handle daily life, not just sit on a shelf. It holds up in a tote, backpack, or wherever you take it. Softcovers flex without cracking, and hardcovers protect the pages from the chaos of your bag.