• Sweary dark floral hardcover journal with hand-lettered text reading Honest Opinions from an Ornery Bitch surrounded by gothic botanical pattern in lavender teal and copper on navy ground
  • Close-up detail of hand-lettered text reading Honest Opinions from an Ornery Bitch in mint and seafoam typography on dark floral hardcover journal
  • Close-up detail of retro cowgirl pinup illustration in soft lilac on back cover of dark floral journal, woman in cowboy hat and boots seated on wooden fence surrounded by gothic botanicals
  • Sweary dark floral journal front cover with dimensions labeled 5.75 inches wide by 8 inches tall, one size
  • Ornery Bitch hardcover journal open flat showing full wrap design with cowgirl pinup illustration on back cover and hand-lettered text on front, dark floral pattern across both sides
  • Sweary dark floral journal open to lined interior pages showing white perforated lined paper
  • Ornery Bitch sweary journal open flat on conference room table beside a pen, showing full wrap dark floral and cowgirl pinup artwork on both covers
  • Sweary dark floral hardcover journal on white desk beside laptop and small potted succulent, lifestyle setting
  • Dark floral ornery bitch hardcover journal on modern office desk next to laptop, pens, and succulent plant in bright workspace
  • Sweary dark floral hardcover journal lying on round wooden surface showing front cover with hand-lettered Honest Opinions from an Ornery Bitch text and gothic botanical pattern
  • details: 5.75” x 8” Sturdy/Durable Hardcover Luxurious Soft-Touch Matte Laminate Finish 75 Leaves of Lined Paper (150 Pages to Write On) Pages Are Perforated for Easy Tear-Out
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Honest Opinions from an Ornery Bitch, Dark Floral Hardcover Journal

Honest Opinions from an Ornery Bitch, Dark Floral Hardcover Journal

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This sweary dark floral journal wraps 150 lined pages in hand-lettered attitude and a gothic garden that doesn't apologize for either. The cover says what you're thinking and the pages give you room to elaborate.

Your opinions deserve better than a Notes app. Give them a cover that matches their energy.

Perfect For

  • The friend who gives advice no one asked for and is always right
  • Someone who journals like they're drafting a closing argument
  • A birthday or holiday gift for the woman who's earned the title
  • Keeping beside the coffee pot, the wine glass, or the evidence file

Design Details

  • Front cover features hand-lettered "Honest Opinions from an Ornery Bitch" surrounded by a textured botanical pattern in lavender, teal, mint, seafoam copper, and olive green on a deep navy background.
  • Back cover features an original cowgirl pinup girl with boots, hat, fence, & attitude.
  • Retro gothic cottagecore western design wraps from front to spine to back.

Materials & Care

  • 5.75” × 8” hardcover
  • 75 leaves / 150 lined pages
  • Perforated pages for easy tear-out (for the entries that need to be destroyed)
  • Sturdy, durable hardcover binding
  • Soft-touch matte laminate finish that feels as composed as you’re pretending to be

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

Shipping

  • Ships from Maryland
  • Item ships 3 to 5 business days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the journal)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

What's inside?

Lined pages. No prompts, no dates, just clean ruled paper ready for whatever you need it to hold. Page count and dimensions are in the product details.

Will the cover hold up in a bag?

Yes. The cover is built to handle daily life, not just sit on a shelf. It holds up in a tote, backpack, or wherever you take it. Softcovers flex without cracking, and hardcovers protect the pages from the chaos of your bag.