• Funny dark floral softcover journal with hand-lettered Unhinged Thoughts title on lavender vintage label, periwinkle botanical pattern on charcoal background, available in two sizes
  • Close-up of hand-lettered Unhinged Thoughts text inside vintage cartouche label on dark floral journal cover showing chalky letterforms and lavender botanical pattern
  • Design detail of dark floral journal pattern showing hand-drawn periwinkle five-petal flowers with sage green leaves and wavy quatrefoil outlines on charcoal background
  • Unhinged Thoughts dark floral journal with dimensions labeled 5.75 inches wide by 8 inches tall
  • Two Unhinged Thoughts dark floral journals stacked showing 100 and 200 page options with softcover matte laminate finish
  • Unhinged Thoughts journal open flat showing full wrap design on front and back covers with dark floral botanical pattern
  • Unhinged Thoughts dark floral softcover journal placed on a desk next to a laptop and a plant
  • Unhinged Thoughts dark floral softcover journal standing upright beside pink macarons and palm frond on mint green background
  • Product details -5.75" x 8", Available with 100 lined pages (50 sheets) and 200 lined pages (100 sheets), Luxurious Soft-Touch Matte Laminate on Soft Paper Cover, Pages Are Perforated for Easy Tear-Out, Corners Are Rounded to Prevent Bending
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Unhinged Thoughts, Dark Floral Softcover Journal

Unhinged Thoughts, Dark Floral Softcover Journal

$13.50 USD
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This dark floral journal wraps your most unfiltered thinking in a cover that looks like vintage wallpaper and reads like a warning label. Hand-lettered “Unhinged Thoughts” sits inside a vintage cartouche, surrounded by moody illustrated blooms: the kind of notebook that earns its place on a nightstand, a desk, or buried in a bag where nobody asks questions.
Some thoughts are too unhinged for the Notes app. This vintage gothic style journal doesn't judge. It just holds the evidence.

Perfect For

  • The friend whose inner monologue needs a dedicated outlet (and maybe a lock)
  • Journalers, list-makers, and serial overthinkers who want something darker than a daisy-print notebook
  • A stocking stuffer, white elephant pick, or “I saw this and thought of you” moment
  • Anyone who needs their chaos filed neatly between two soft covers

Design Details

  • “Unhinged Thoughts” hand-lettered in a loose, organic script inside a notched vintage label frame
  • Chalky, hand-drawn repeating botanical pattern of five-petal flowers in soft lavender and periwinkle with sage green leaf accents, connected by wavy quatrefoil outlines on a deep charcoal-plum background
  • Design wraps front and back covers: title label on front, full floral pattern on back

Materials & Care

  • 5.75” × 8” softcover
  • Available with 100 lined pages (50 sheets) and 200 lined pages (100 sheets)
  • Luxurious Soft-Touch Matte Laminate on Soft Paper Cover
  • Pages Are Perforated for Easy Tear-Out
  • Corners Are Rounded to Prevent Bending

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

Shipping

  • Ships from Maryland
  • Item ships 3 to 5 business days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the journal)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

What's inside?

Lined pages. No prompts, no dates, just clean ruled paper ready for whatever you need it to hold. Page count and dimensions are in the product details.

Will the cover hold up in a bag?

Yes. The cover is built to handle daily life, not just sit on a shelf. It holds up in a tote, backpack, or wherever you take it. Softcovers flex without cracking, and hardcovers protect the pages from the chaos of your bag.