• White ceramic mug and teal hardcover journal printed with a cross stitch chevron pattern spelling what the actual fuck in green, teal, blue, and violet.
  • White ceramic hidden message mug, What the Actual F*ck, with colorful fair isle zigzag pattern in green, teal, blue, and purple 15 oz
  • Close-up of hidden swear word mug pattern in purple, blue, teal, & green revealing repeating text WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK in cross-stitch style letterforms
  • Journal is 5.75” x 8”, Sturdy/Durable Hardcover Soft-Touch Matte Laminate Finish, 75 Leaves of Lined Paper (150 Pages to Write On), Perforated for Easy Tear-Outs. Mug is 15oz, Microwave-safe,Dishwasher-safe, BPA free with C-shaped handle
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What the Actual Fuck Mug and Journal Bundle

What the Actual Fuck Mug and Journal Bundle

$38.95 USD
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You have said it under your breath at least 20 times and you still have four more meetings on the calendar today. This What the Actual Fuck? hidden message mug and journal gift set is built for the exasperated. Say it all day, without ever saying it out loud.

Like Grandma's decor, but fucked up. A subtle swear word gift that says it twice, and out loud never.

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What the Actual Fuck, Cross Stitch Journal

WT Actual F? Bright Colorful Hidden Profanity Mug

Perfect For

  • A sarcastic gift for women who already own every funny mug worth owning
  • Coworker gifting and desk setups that need to stay work safe from four feet away
  • Holiday and stocking stuffer shopping when one small thing looks thin
  • The friend who journals in full sentences and swears in every one of them

Design Details

  • Mug: four chevron rows float on open white, rim to base
  • Journal: the same rows sit on a dense teal lattice field, wrapped front to spine
  • Shared gradient of green, teal, blue, and violet
  • One pattern, two completely different compositions
  • Bright Stripes colorway only, on the 15oz mug

Materials & Care

Mug
  • 15oz (0.44L)
  • Durable white ceramic with glossy finish and comfortable C-handle
  • BPA and lead-free
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
Journal
  • 5.75” × 8” hardcover
  • 75 leaves / 150 lined pages
  • Perforated pages for easy tear-out (for the entries that need to be destroyed)
  • Sturdy, durable hardcover binding
  • Soft-touch matte laminate finish that feels as composed as you’re pretending to be

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

The bundle may or may not be shipped at the same time.

Shipping

  • Ships from Kentucky - UPS does the first half then USPS will deliver
  • Item ships 3 to 6 days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the mug and Journal)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

Will the design hold up with daily use?

Yes. For the mug, the artwork is permanently bonded to the ceramic, not a surface decal. Dishwasher safe (top rack only), microwave safe, and built to survive your morning routine indefinitely.
The journal's hardcover protect the pages from the chaos of your bag.

Can I get the bundle gift wrapped?

Unfortunately, that is not offered at this time. We recommend having the bundle shipped to yourself if you want to wrap it.
It is important to note that the bundle is for pricing discount only and the products may be shipped separately.