• White ceramic mug and hardcover journal printed with seven cross stitch bands spelling I do not have time for your bullshit in sea green, cobalt, violet, and magenta.
  • Hidden message embroidery pattern mug in bright stripes, "I do not have time for your bullshit" 15 oz
  • Close-up of bright stripes hidden profanity latte mug pattern in teal blue purple and pink, revealing text I do not have time for your bullshit disguised as knit stitches
  • Tattooed woman in black lace top holding hidden message mug with bright embroidery stripe pattern in teal, blue, purple, and pink that spells out, "I do not have time for your bullshit"
  • Journal is 5.75” x 8”, Sturdy/Durable Hardcover Soft-Touch Matte Laminate Finish, 75 Leaves of Lined Paper (150 Pages to Write On), Perforated for Easy Tear-Outs. Mug is 15oz, Microwave-safe,Dishwasher-safe, BPA free with C-shaped handle
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No Time for Bullshit, Mug and Journal Bundle

No Time for Bullshit, Mug and Journal Bundle

$38.95 USD
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Somewhere between the third apology you didn't owe anyone and the fourth meeting that could have been declined, you decided something. Seven rows of faux stitching say it out loud: I do not have time for your bullshit. Not an outburst. A position, stated once, across a mug and a journal, where you can see it every day.

Like Grandma's decor, but fucked up. The linework is patient. The sentence is not.

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No Time for Your Bullshit Journal

No Time for Your Bullshit, Colorful Hidden Message Mug

Perfect For

  • A promotion gift for her, now that she outranks the nonsense
  • Work bestie gift for the one who already knows the whole story
  • A snarky desk setup that only becomes legible at arm's length
  • Sarcastic gift set for her that survives the white elephant table

Design Details

  • Seven stitch rows, one word each
  • 15oz mug: rows float on open white, rim to base
  • Journal: the same rows go full bleed, front cover through spine to back
  • Sea green through cobalt, cornflower, violet, and magenta

Materials & Care

Mug
  • 15oz (0.44L)
  • Durable white ceramic with glossy finish and comfortable C-handle
  • BPA and lead-free
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
Journal
  • 5.75” × 8” hardcover
  • 75 leaves / 150 lined pages
  • Perforated pages for easy tear-out (for the entries that need to be destroyed)
  • Sturdy, durable hardcover binding
  • Soft-touch matte laminate finish that feels as composed as you’re pretending to be

Made for You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping and Returns

The bundle may or may not be shipped at the same time.

Shipping

  • Ships from Kentucky - UPS does the first half then USPS will deliver
  • Item ships 3 to 6 days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the mug and Journal)

Returns

Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.

You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

Returns should be requested by completing this form. Request a Refund

© Olivia Phillips Design 2026. Original artwork.

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FAQs

Will the design hold up with daily use?

Yes. For the mug, the artwork is permanently bonded to the ceramic, not a surface decal. Dishwasher safe (top rack only), microwave safe, and built to survive your morning routine indefinitely.
The journal's hardcover protect the pages from the chaos of your bag.

Can I get the bundle gift wrapped?

Unfortunately, that is not offered at this time. We recommend having the bundle shipped to yourself if you want to wrap it.
It is important to note that the bundle is for pricing discount only and the products may be shipped separately.